I'm off to Hawiia, the Sunshine State, so I'm not sure how much I'll be blogging in the next week, nor if i will be able to thrill you with the scintillating adventures of Ruggles (and his just-born-yesterday gnome warlock nephew Ruggelito!)
One this is for sure: I CAN'T WAIT!!!
And what I can't wait for is the joy of going to the bathroom "Hawaiian style." This trip, I totally plan on going native, and you all know what that means. Everybody in Hawiia goes to the bathroom "Hawaiian style." I don't think there is even a toilet or urinal on any of the island. They just sit down in the sand, usually they don't pull down their shorts, they just kinda schooch 'em over to one side, and then they go in the sand, right where they are sitting. My God! It sounds awesome! Like the whole island is like a giant litter box or something. I'm so excited.... I just hope when I get back I haven't forgotten how to American bathroom facilities.