Oct 1, 2006 — - The following is an instant message exchange John Layman had with Rep. Foley. Warning: sexually explicit language, reader discretion is advised.
Maf54 (7:25:14 PM): hey
Auto response from Layman(7:25:14 PM): scrounging for food...brb
Maf54 (7:25:25 PM): ok
Maf54 (7:25:35 PM): kep scrounging
Layman(7:31:51 PM): boo
Maf54 (7:32:13 PM): bo dude
Layman(7:32:17 PM): lol
Layman(7:32:26 PM): whered ya go this afternoon
Maf54 (7:33:39 PM): i am in pensecola...had to catch a plane
Layman(7:33:47 PM): Florida is for assholes
Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing
Layman(7:37:46 PM): tired and sore
Layman(7:37:52 PM): i just finished Scarface #3, and the other comic book I’m co-writing that has not been announced.
Maf54 (7:38:04 PM): what is it I must know!!! LOL
Layman(7:38:34 PM): I can’t say, but there is actually two three more comics I am doing, in addition to Scarface and Xena, which has not been announced. I actullay have 14 comics I need to write, to finish off all my comimettents. 5 minis in all, plus a dodge commericial and two upcoming video games.
Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): tahts good when wil new stuff be solicited for
Layman(7:41:57 PM): fuck if I know. Jan or feb, probaly
Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage
Layman(7:41:57 PM): tomorrow i have to start a new script
Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to read that
Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then
Layman(7:44:01 PM): haha...hopefully
Maf54 (7:44:22 PM): did you “pet the kitty” this weekend?
Layman(7:46:38 PM): lol yes
Layman(7:46:40 PM): We also had to clip Bumb;e Buzz’s claws, they were getting pretty long.
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): I love your blog.
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): It gets me horny
Layman(7:47:29 PM): uh
Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): wouold you give me David Baron’s mypace addie. I luv that dude.
Layman(7:48:04 PM): no
Layman(7:48:16 PM): too tired and too busy
Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow...
Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha
Layman(7:48:51 PM): haha
Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice
Maf54 (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now, thinking about your awesome comics
Layman(7:58:40 PM): you are a total shitbag, and your scumbag republican friends will cover for you.
Maf54 (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht wouldn’t hurt
Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing
Layman(7:59:54 PM): Reggie?
Maf54 (8:00:00 PM): yeah
Layman(8:00:19 PM): he eats a lot of cat food. He’s a rolly poly little guy but he is pretty much full grown
Layman(8:00:20 PM): He likes to caper about obstreperously
Layman(8:00:32 PM): Some times he pees on the carpet though.
Maf54 (8:00:32 PM): that gets me really hot
Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..
Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
Layman(8:04:04 PM): normal clothes
Layman(8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts
Maf54 (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge
Layman(8:04:35 PM): well, duh. I’m John Layman, mother fucker
Maf54 (8:04:45 PM): um
Maf54 (8:06:13 PM): I thought Xena #2 was damn good. Looking forward to issue #3
Layman(8:06:53 PM): that’s not onsale for a couple of weeks...dont get to excited
Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again
Layman(8:08:49 PM): Issue #3 is onsale in a couple of weeks. Scarface debuts in Dec. Dave Crosland is kicking all kinds of ass, and we have this great colorist named Len O’Grady
Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful
Layman(8:09:38 PM): lol
Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats a great comic. I bought all of the variant covers
Layman(8:10:00 PM): thank you
Layman(8:10:54 PM): brb...Refus is mewowing
Maf54 (8:11:06 PM): ok
Layman(8:14:02 PM): back
Layman(8:16:53 PM): well i better go finish my writing...I want to run a dungeon on World of warcraft tonight. Ruggles is has almost got all his tier O mage gear. Just waiting for the Magister Boots and Chest piece to drop
Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats makes me so hot
Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): I wish you would blog more about Ruggles. And what TV you are watching. And any CONTESTS you might be entering.
Layman(8:14:02 PM): stay tuned, beeyotch
Maf54 signed off at 8:17:43 PM.