Stupid REGGIE is destroying the brilliance of this blog

So, after traveling halfway around the world and entertaining my thousands and thousand of fans with exotic pictures and a scintillating travelogue, I figured the only way to top last week's blogging was to take pictures of little Reggie in his brand new Japanese-bought collar-that-looks-like-a-bow-time-and-tuxedo. Unfortunately, Reggie, who does not like even wearing a collar, goes nuts whenever I try to put it on him, and he's making it impossible to take a picture to show ya'll just what a little cutie he is.

This, sadly, is the best I could do: