Life with a girlfriend: DAY 5 --the end is in sight
Blackberries are in season, and yesterday me and my girlfriend walked to the park, holding hands, and picked a bunch (they grow wild all over Seattle.) Later we mixed them up with vanilla ice cream and ate 'em, and it was pretty good.
But, oh, Jesus Christ, this monogamy thing is getting monotonous. I think I was destined to be a single man, a carefree bachelor leading the wild life.
I think tomorrow I give my girlfriend her walking papers.