Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Stop the presses:
LAYMAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!

From this:


To this?!?!!:


Sorry, ladies... I hate to break the bad news, but Kid Layman is officially off the market.

As some of you may know, I have been living with a "roommate" for some time. However, things recently have gotten a little, shall we say, less platonic, recently, largely due to the copious amounts of alcohol I kept in my very well-maintain liquor cabinet. Anyway, the girl is obviously smitten, and I thought it high time to give her a chance. Honestly, after being such a notorious "playah" for so long, being "unavailable" for a while has become more and more appealing to me. I thought I'd give it a shot.

By the way, in case you were wondering, my current... "girlfriend," (sorry, I'm still getting used to the word,) is the one pictured in the lower photo. I can't recall precisely when it was taken. The gentle waif in the upper photo is someone whose name currently escapes me, but she was clearly one of my many admirerers-- and another of the many Satisfied Layman Ladies™!!




By the way, girls, if you are reading this and in a pit of despair, don't call the Suicide Hotline just yet... odds are this new monogomy thing I am experimenting with will not last!

Stay tuned-- and keep the home fires burnin'! *wink!!*

2 comments:

Tom said...

Congratulations, Layman. I always said you'd make some lucky woman a wonderful first husband.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap! You like girls?