Thursday, December 21, 2006

WHITE BABY FOR SALE


Carter Zane Layman
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Born: 3:19 a.m., 12/20/06
Weight in kilotons: 7.10
Length in cenimeters: 20
Hobbies and interests:
Pyrokinesis, Trigonomtry, Astro-Psychics, Farting

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20 comments:

.just.a.ghost. said...

Beautiful!!!!!

jnadiger said...

Aw,

He's already got your look of utter contempt for mankind!

BUT! I thought you were going to name him "James".

Anonymous said...

Handsome as hell...Please make sure you train him to use a toilet and not a litter box.

Jen

Anonymous said...

Awesome!!! Congrats to you and the lovely lady. Beautiful baby!

Neko

Anonymous said...

Adorable! Congrats to you and Kim!

congolia said...

Your best project yet.

congratulations

Anonymous said...

Congratulations, John, though we know you just let someone else do the hard work.

Another Xena reader is born.

Mark and Sabrina

Anonymous said...

Congratulations Kim and John. Very impressive!

Jason and Mandi

Tom said...

I'll take him.

George Tramountanas said...

Congrats! What a beautiful baby!!!

B. Clay Moore said...

Wow, great looking baby! Is it drinking vodka yet?

Anonymous said...

Wow, that kid is actually quite cute...who's the father again ;)

On the real, congratulations to you and your roommate, though I was really expecting you to name the little guy Brandon Nathaniel. I suppose, I can forgive you though.

What a wonderful Christmas present man, you guys take care.

B. Thomas

Anonymous said...

Our next lot is a beautiful healthy white baby of intelligent, drug-free parentage. Bidding starts at $50,000... and 50, do I hear 55? ...

Tina said...

Such a beautiful baby... congrats to both of you. I still can't believe you are a father John... what kind of world lets John Layman be a dad? lol... I hope you all had a Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

how do u bid on the baby

Anonymous said...

how much for the baby? ring this number 07969242522 (olly) name your price i'll pay it!

Anonymous said...

i'll outbid the other anonymous person. ring (olly) 07969242522

Anonymous said...

Your Selling Your Beautiful Baby?! That's Wrong!!!

The Roberts Sisters said...

Gorgeous baby! How much?

Anonymous said...

This is human trafficking how sick are u selling and profiting from innocent baby