Friday, May 19, 2006

OMG! I'm TOTALLY addicted to the choking game!!!



Oh, man, I am totally hooked on "The Choking Game," that game where you get choked by somebody until you almost pass out. Man, what a rush!!

I keep reading how this is the hot new thing for kids to do, and since I'm desperate to be cool, I thought I'd try it myself. And, guess what? I LOVE it!! Since I can't find anybody my own age to play the Choking Game with me, I've been hanging around high school and intermediate school campuses, getting invited to Choking Game parties, where we sit around CHOKING EACH OTHER for up to FOUR HOURS. It's so awesome. Honestly, it's like a dream come true.

I can't see what everybody is complaining about. I wish those squares would just shut up. They just hate to see people having fun!!

Anyway, if I see you and begin choking you, don't freak out. It's all in good fun, and the chances that I kill you or give you brain damage is minimal. And if I do? Well, just remember, my heart was in the right place, and killing you was an accident.



One thing ...Can somebody recommend a good non-girly make-up to cover all these gnarly purple bruises around my neck??

16 comments:

congolia said...

Great, another MMORPG to eat up hours of my time.

(moe) said...

Make-up?! Join the Secret Celebrity Choking Society and cover it with a neckerchief!

http://www.ibiblio.org/samneill/pictures/jp/jp2.gif

(Ok, Sam Neill is the only member but just think how quickly you'll progress to the inner circle!)

.just.a.ghost. said...
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.just.a.ghost. said...

Bruises are all the rage right now... I am sporting one on each shoulder right now. Covering it up is saying your ashamed. Never be ashamed.

Everyone I have played this game with can not get enough. I only play this game with girls, but I guess you can play it anyway you want.

Tom said...

Others may judge you, but I'm proud that you finally found something to choke that's not the chicken.

Anonymous said...

you dumb ass do you know how many kids have died doing this and your glorifying it! go to stopthechokinggame.com and get some facts

Anonymous said...

OVER 92% OF PPL CAN DIE THE FIRST OR 50th time they THINK they have control over this ridiculous horrible game...BRAGGING ABOUT IT IS IGNORANT & YOU SHOULD KNOW THE RISKS OF HOW IT ONLY TAKES ONE TRY-1 MISTAKE--1 TIME OF YOU FOOLING AROUND TILL YOUR LIFE COULD END...FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES SAKE YOU SHOULD RETHINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING

Anonymous said...

Man thats not right,I came searching for we site cause I just read that an 11-year old boy just pass away last week which is not good...
Anway I just came to leave a comment,to every one who read that this "game" called Choking Game is not right to play (it deppends on peoples' lifes)and thats sad to hear about people dying from this stupid game,ITS NOT worth playing this game.
Well hope you understand.. And rememeber this is just my personal opppinion and I all I want is that no one to die from this game! =]

Anonymous said...

Man thats not right,I came searching for we site cause I just read that an 11-year old boy just pass away last week which is not good...
Anway I just came to leave a comment,to every one who read that this "game" called Choking Game is not right to play (it deppends on peoples' lifes)and thats sad to hear about people dying from this stupid game,ITS NOT worth playing this game.
Well hope you understand.. And rememeber this is just my personal opppinion and I all I want is that no one to die from this game! =]

Anonymous said...

Man thats not right,I came searching for the website cause I just read that an 11-year old boy just pass away last week which is not good... =[
Anway I just came to leave a comment,to every one who read that this "game" called Choking Game is not right to play (it deppends on peoples' lifes)and thats sad to hear about people dying from this stupid game,ITS NOT worth playing this game.
Well hope you understand.. And rememeber this is just my personal opppinion and I all I want is that no one to die from this game! =]

Anonymous said...

seriously loser get a life and a job, so many parents and families are mourning their kids because of that game , it has nothing funny or cool about it , it is VERY dangerous and no wonder that it already caused you a big mental trauma if you can be writing shit like that on internet. You should be jailed for encouraging kids to kill themselves and to say that there is nothing wrong about it. GET A FK LIFE!!

Anonymous said...

its obviously a joke

Anonymous said...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
one of my friends just died from playing this dumb game. i had to live with all of his friends and family mourning with his death. what kind of an idiot are you? "if i do kill you its on accident?" nothing is worth taking someone's life or your own. you will end up killing you or one of your friends. i hope you can handle that kind of regret if that does happen.

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I can't belive that people are such stupid... how they can be addicted to almost get killed ?
I just can't get it.

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Anonymous said...

Clearly this shows us how confused our children are regarding the risk they are willing to take just to have fun. We are giving them to many Privileges so they feel entitled to fi