Oh, man, I am totally hooked on "The Choking Game," that game where you get choked by somebody until you almost pass out. Man, what a rush!!
I keep reading how this is the hot new thing for kids to do, and since I'm desperate to be cool, I thought I'd try it myself. And, guess what? I LOVE it!! Since I can't find anybody my own age to play the Choking Game with me, I've been hanging around high school and intermediate school campuses, getting invited to Choking Game parties, where we sit around CHOKING EACH OTHER for up to FOUR HOURS. It's so awesome. Honestly, it's like a dream come true.
I can't see what everybody is complaining about. I wish those squares would just shut up. They just hate to see people having fun!!
Anyway, if I see you and begin choking you, don't freak out. It's all in good fun, and the chances that I kill you or give you brain damage is minimal. And if I do? Well, just remember, my heart was in the right place, and killing you was an accident.
One thing ...Can somebody recommend a good non-girly make-up to cover all these gnarly purple bruises around my neck??