Thursday, February 02, 2006

PART 1: Tee hee. Layman scams the scammers

From Nigeria:
Dear Beloved,
Due to the sudden death of my husband General Abacha
the former head of state of Nigeria in June 1998, I
have been thrown into a state of hopelessness by the
present administration.I have lost confidence with
anybody within my country.I got your contacts through
personal research,and had to reach you through this
medium. I will give you more details when you reply.
Due to security network placed on my daily affairs I
cant visit the embassy so that is why I have contacted
you. My husband deposited $12.6million dollars with a
security firm abroad whose name is witheld for now
till we communicate. I will be happy if you can
receive this funds for safe keeping and I assure you a
very good percent of this fund I will instruct my son
to contact you so please feel free to comunicate with
my son. I await your urgent response,
Hajia Mariam.

From Layman:
This is terrible news about your husband. Please let me know how I can help!!

From Nigeria:
Dear friend,
Thanks for your willingness to assist me and my family in carrying out this transaction.please i would want you to send to me your contact telephone number which i will forward to my son Mustapha who will contact you to explain every details about the transaction to you.
I hope to hear from you soon
Hajia Mariam.

From Layman:
Please call me. I desperately want to help.

(*number for North Seattle Krispy Kreme.)

Will update as further events warrant.

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