Broke your ankle? You're suppose to have a code word, so the hookers know to stop.
I call horseshit.The only thing you broke in San Diego was my hymen.Seventeen times.
You are not enormously fat. You are just "soft & squishy" just like so many of us approaching the big four-oh.Oh, your adoring fans want proof you broke your ankle and aren't just out looking for sympathy. Writers can be so sneaky sometimes.Jen
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