Sunday, July 29, 2007

Simpsons Layman

Yes, the Simpsons generator does not accurately portray just how enormously fat I am.

Nor does it show the cast on my leg, since I broke my ankle last night at Comic Con.


Anonymous said...

Broke your ankle? You're suppose to have a code word, so the hookers know to stop.

Brandon Jerwa said...

I call horseshit.

The only thing you broke in San Diego was my hymen.

Seventeen times.

Anonymous said...

You are not enormously fat. You are just "soft & squishy" just like so many of us approaching the big four-oh.

Oh, your adoring fans want proof you broke your ankle and aren't just out looking for sympathy. Writers can be so sneaky sometimes.