Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Layman movie review: BATMAN BEGINS

Batman Begins was better than I thought it would be. It was directed by Christopher Nolan.

Batman's house catches on fire, and he smooches with Kate Cruise, who can't act her way out of a bag. He stops Qui Gon Schnidler on a runaway subway train. He fights the Scarecrow from 28 Days Later and a bunch of asylum inmates. He gets sprayed with "I'm scared gas." He gets a batsuit and a modified Hummer from America's most beloved enuch, Morgan Freeman, and get patronized by Wayne Industries bigwig Roy Batty. He trains in Mongolia, or some shit like that, with Qui Gon again, who is actually a bad guy. He sees his parents get killed and falls in a well and gets scared by bats.


Psychbloke said...

You forgot to mention he gets Parker from Thunderbirds as a butler......

Anonymous said...

Why is mr.easy reader from Electric Company a eunuch?