Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Layman Movie Review: Wedding Crashers

Ok, on Ed Brubaker's and a few other recommendations, I finally got around to see Wedding Crashers. I like both Owen Wison and Brian K. Vaughan, so I figured it would be a pretty funny movie. My roommate and I walked to the theatre, and before we went in we stopped in at a local grocery store, called Larry's. They have a lot of bulk candy and shit, and considering how expensive movie food and drinks are, this is the way to go. I wasn't especially hungry, so of course I made a b-line to the bottled water section. You'll be relieved to find out I FINALLY found the 20 oz. bottles of Aquafina Sparkling, but only in the original (water) flavor. My roommate, based on my recommendation and her knowledge of my profound good taste, picked up a 16.9 ounce bottle of "Layman"-Lime. Man, what a difference those 3.1 ounces make!

Anyway, about the movie, I was kinda unimpressed that the water I got was not colder, being that I got it from the refrigerated section. But I did not let that deter me. I had heard how funny the movie was, and --no lie-- not five minutes into the movie the FUNNIEST thing happened: My roommate handed me HER bottle of "Layman"-Lime flavored Aquafina instead of the original flavor. Of course, I did not say anything, and guzzled it. Talk about pure water refreshment!! After I was done with that bottle, I started "sharing" out of my roommates bottle.

I pretty much enjoyed the movie, but I thought it dragged a bit in the last 20 minutes, though it is possible it is because I had finished both bottles of Aquafina.

SPOILERS (drag over with cursor if you want this review to be spoiled:) BOTH bottles of Aquafina Sparkling Water were delicious!

That's it for my movie review. I hope it helped you out in your decision whether or not to see this movie.


Quinn Logan said...

JL, I've said it before and I'll say it again. You're a nut. But you're an absolutely adorable and hilarious nut and I think you rock.

Anonymous said...

It's a good thing you're not this obsessive about comic characters. Nobody would be able to kill Hawkeye and get away with it.


Anonymous said...

Kerist, Quinn, did you get one of those lobotomies that Canada so graciously provides for its citizens when they turn 13 -- regardless of their ability to pay? Does your wife get jealous when u kiss azz? ------Dogcatcher