Our long national nightmare is over...it's time to set the record straight...

So, it turns out me and Information Overlord and I made a bet, concerning directions and the geography of a particular place in Seattle. Seeing as how I.O. is functionally retarded with all things pertaining to directions, I figured it was a safe bet for your humble narrator, so I picked the highest stakes I could think of... we bet a week's control of one another's blog.

Er, turns out I was wrong. Another proviso to the bet was that we could not get online and alert anybody to the fact that somebody else was controlling their blog. Fortunately, the weight of the sheer awesomeness of this blog ended up overwhelming my little friend, and she has finally reliquished control of the blog. So, to that end, there will be no more lame postings. In fact, this blog is gonna kick ass like it has never kicked ass before. (Unless, of course, I am too busy to blog on my upcoming trips to NY and San Diego Con. If that is the case, suckas, you are S.O.L.)

Anyway, in the interest of setting the record straight, here's some of my REAL opinions.


I don't really care about pug dogs one way or the other. I'm not a big fan of dogs in general. I think they are stupid and annoying.


Batty is not bad, but she is a far cry (no pun intended!) from Reggie, or even Rufus.


Tin Cup is one of the greatest movies ever made.


I've never seen Mommy Dearest. Frankly, I have no desire to.


Wonder Woman is a lame fucking super hero.


You can know breathe a sigh of relief, and now that everythign is right in the world. Tomorrow: My surprisingly positive review of "Catwoman."