Thursday, August 11, 2005

Today we debut a BRILLIANT new feature: Hall of H20 Heroes

It's not just me who has a great love for Aquafina Sparkling "Layman"-Lime bottled water. Many other admirable people and big-time celebrities and super-stars also enjoy this refreshing beverage. Today we debut an outstanding new feature: H20 HEROES, featuring people of note enjoying fine Aquafina beverages.



First up, Mercedes McNab, spotted at Chicago Comic Con this past weekend. Apologies for the lack of focus. I was quivering in awe from Mercedes' performance as Harmony the Vampire Secretary from series Angel, as well as her fine and entertaining work on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.






iPod update: So far bands beginning with letteres A-I are working. I'll load up more tonight and keep you posted! At least I can still enjoy the dope rhymes of Ice-T, mother fuckers!

4 comments:

N. J. Pozner said...

You should ask Aquafina to kick you some freebie product given all your shilling for them lately.

Tom said...

John,

One question, then a follow up:

If it were proven beyond a reasonable doubt that a known terrorist drank Aquafina®, would that lessen your enthusiasm for the product?

Follow up: If the answer to the first question is 'no,' what would it take to get you to hate Aquafina®?

Regards,

Tom

Edco said...

I'm becoming concerned that Layman's desire for water will soon overcome that of alcohol. I can't imagine how Layman's comics would read if he wrote them sober.

Tom said...

John,

Why are you ducking my questions about Aquafina® and terror?

To repeat:

If it were proven beyond a reasonable doubt that a known terrorist drank Aquafina®, would that lessen your enthusiasm for the product?

Follow up: If the answer to the first question is 'no,' will you tell the American people once and for all what it would take to get you to hate Aquafina®?

Sincerely,

Tom