Tuesday, August 02, 2005

URGENT NEWS FLASH: Natalee Holloway STILL dead!


Jesus Christ. I made the mistake of flipping around the news channel while eating my dinner. It's been more than two months since that lame bitch disappeared in Aruba, and Joe Scarborough, Greta Van Susten and Nancy Grace are STILL interviewing relatives and "reporting" on the story. Once again, as if she was the most important person on the face of the planet, and our very civilization hinges on solving the mystery of her fate.

Kinda makes you wonder what the world would be like if they devoted this sort of attention to the dozens of people who die daily, and hundreds of people who die weekly, in Iraq.

And, y'know, I wanna say I feel sorry for the family, but I keep seeing these those miserable bastards on the TV, quintessintial Ugly American shitheels ranting against Aruba's incompetent primitive justice system, and I just can't feel bad for them at all. Hell, if was Natalee and I had relatives like that, I'd have killed myself to.

8 comments:

Our Man Horn said...

Yeah. I'd hate getting that assignment.

In Aruba.

The most beautiful place on Earth.

During the most freaking awesome time of the year.

If I were one of them journalists, I'd demand to stay on scene until at least a month after they exhume her body from some marsh. You know, to do more "interviews" and stuff.

In Aruba.

Did I mention that it's an island paradise?

Anonymous said...

lame bitch? you are a piece of shit...rot in hell.

Flip side up said...

What if she isn't dead and has been sold or traded into the underground slave trade... That would explain why no "tips" have panned out and why the trail continues to dead end. It might just save some other "lame bitches" parents from who knows where in the world, wondering where there daughter is. There is more to this story than anybody is saying...

Anonymous said...

thats horrible that you would call her a LAME BITCH! think if you were her!! wouldnt you want people looking for you 24/7/365? its a sad thing that she is missing! maybe you should re-think your comments!

Anonymous said...

You are a fucking dick. I'm sick of reading posts about calling her a whore or a bitch or saying it is worthless for them to be continuing on with their stories and searches.

People like you are just fucking heartless bastards. Ya know, maybe you should just kill yourself whether or not you have a family like hers or not. At least her family cares about her and have not given up hope..

I hope you're proud of yourself...

Diddley said...

Do you think they looked this hard for Osama?

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