Your marching orders for the day:
1. Go to Alicedonut.com
2. Go to "Music"
3. Go to the album "Buckets of Sickness and Horror in an Otherwise Meaningless Life"
4. Turn up your volume FULL FREAKIN' BLAST!!!!!!
5. And then press the tenth song; "Bucket Fork Pock" (Actually, press the grey square to the right of the song title)
Congratulations, puss. You've just taken the first step in learning how to ROCK, Layman stylee.