A lot of you have been making jokes in very poor taste about J.L.G.S. This is a serious subject, with far-reaching, important consequences, and yet a few of you very small-minded readers have been enjoying making light of it.
Here's what a few of you idiots have said, speculating about the meaning J.L.G.S.:
Ed Brubaker: John Layman Gay Sex
Tom B. Long: (stealing Ed's crude joke) John Loves Gay Sex
Kristy Quinn: John Layman Gets Sober
Mark Rahner: John Layman's Gastric Surgery
James Nadiger: John Layman's Group Sex
B. Clay Moore: (saying it's a mantra he repeats before reading my books) Jesus, Lord, Gimme Strength!
Popculturezoil: John Layman's G-String
Well, hardy har har, mother fuckers. I guess the joke is on you, because you are all officially
from this blog.
That's right. Move along, you disrespectful sacks of crap. You are no longer welcome, and you have all been
Everybody else: Please look forward to an important annoucement regarding J.L.G.S., tentatively scheduled for next week.