Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Politics made simple

Tonight President Dickweek is going to make the case for overhauling Social Security. He's gonna scare everybody, telling them that SS will be bankrupt within 20 years.

Guess what, sucker? Look at the deficit. Look at the way Bush spends money. Yeah, Social Security will be bankrupt, but what he's neglecting to mention is that every other part of the federal goverment will be, too!


Rasmus said... You should enjoy, or possibly even make your own version.

Anonymous said...

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Jonah's Whale said...

I knew I liked you, John. Nice meeting you at ECCC. When are we going drinking? :)