HORSE TO LAYMAN: "THIS AIN'T OVER, BEEYOTCH"
In a stunning and disturbing development, the horse that has already caused so much anguish continues to threaten the still-recovering Layman.
In a contentious early-morning press conference, the horse vowed to ignore the restraining order, and persist in his pattern of harassment and abuse against Layman. After a brief statement was read by his lawyer, the horse could only offer a single-word response to a barrage of questions by an increasingly hostile press.
"Won't you leave Mister Layman alone?"
"Have you no shame?"
"Do you regret the tremendous amount of suffering your action has caused to Layman and his legion of fans across the globe?"
Answered the horse: "Nay."
Yours in mutual outrage,