Friday, December 17, 2004

Guest Blog: TRAGEDY STRIKES ANEW

LAYMAN RETURNS TO HOSPITAL: HORSE LAUGHS LAST

In this surprise development, coinciding with this blog’s precipitous ratings decline, Layman has returned to the hospital, struck down by an infection attributed to “latent horse saliva” attacking his bloodstream. Layman’s condition is described as grave.

We will monitor and update you to Layman’s bleak condition, as the poor man continues to suffer for your sad, sick, sadistic amusement.

Damp… damp with tears,
“Damp” Pete

1 comment:

Tom said...

Good move, Layman.

Sick or injured, you are an example to us all. You inspire us to hold our loved ones closer, savor our food and drink, work more carefully, and pray more often.

Healthy, you're useless to us.