A CHRISTMAS/KWANZA MIRACLE
This weekend Layman defied expectations and and expert diagonoses, waking to what is being called a "miraculous recovery." Declaring "John Layman is one hearty mother-effer," Doctor Diego Dairyboo gave Layman a clean bill of health, pronounced him fully recovered, in good shape and good spirits despite his massively overflowing bedpan!
Upon awakening and risening, Layman first request was for a lozenge and some hot tea, before he was immediately besieged by hospital staff, "Where does it hurt, Mister Layman?" the hoard of doctors axed urgently. "How do you feel, Mister Layman?"
Explained Layman, "I'm a little hoarse."
Blindsided by irony,