Bathaniel's America

Note: we have changed the name in this following posting to avoid embarrassing the subject. The false name we have chosen from our subject is "Bathaniel." Or, "Bate" for short.


I have this friend, let's call him "Bathaniel." Actually, I'd say acquaintence more than friend, because since we've been talking politics over the last 6 months, this "friend" has grown increasingly hostile, aggressive, passive-aggressive and patronizing. "Bate" works in finance, and not only LOOOOOOOOVES George Bush, but he loves his economic policy. He loves to talk about the economic turnaround we are in, and how everybody in the U.S. has a great job and is making tons of money.

Bate loves Bush so much he wrote a song about him. I thought it would be nice to share it with you, Dear Readers.

BATHANIEL'S AMERICA
I love my president
I love him soooooo much
I love him more than life itself
Not MY life, of course

I don't care how many soldiers die
I don't care how many people die
I don't care how many children die
I don't get who gets tortured
Or what gets polluted

As long as I save a single dollar on my taxes
And can buy cheap gas
For my SUV.