KNOW YOUR ENEMY

As it has been this blog's sad duty to report, my arch enemy Brian Perez has recently resurfaced, and has been up to all sorts of evil.

And as regular readers of this blog know, Brian Perez is a terrible person, the first legitmate 21 Century Monster (not connected to the White House, that is.) My friends, he has recently declared war upon your humble narrator, and I urge all of you to continue to feed this ugly human all of your hate.

In order to protect this blog, and you, Dear Readers, our art staff has compiled some artist's representation of what the elusive Brian Perez might look like. We admit, the first picture is the most likely scenario. Know that the evil Brian is a twisted Master of Disguise, and could appear as almost anything or anyone. If you see Brian, even if you just SUSPECT a passing stranger might be Brian , you are authorized to shoot on site.



Some other potential guises for Brian: